"If you could instantly download three hobby style skills into your brain, which three skills would you pick?"

Alastair: Beekeeping, Lockpicking and Tightrope walking.

Mengsen: (the ability to do math)*3

Mauricio: ride alpacas, eat only fractal-like vegetables, and tyep wtih my eblow

Brady: squirrel suit flying (I have no idea what its proper name is), painting/drawing, scuba diving

Lauren: gardening, parachute skiing, yoga inversions (aka unsupported handstands etc.)

you're the next...